Friday, December 30, 2005

Best Car To Buy For A 22 Year Old

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

A gift for you here!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Sore Throat In Evening And At Night

do we know about Christmas? ...


... That is a time to celebrate family, it is time to gather as we celebrate the birth of Jesus, we give and receive gifts, that ... and blah blah blah ... but ....

really mean?
Now that you know ...
Merry Christmas to all JO JO JO ...


Monday, December 19, 2005

Botox Used In Infants

How to burn calories for this summer?

REMOVING CLOTHING:
With the consent of her .............. 12 cal
Without the consent of her ............. 187 cal
OPENING SUPPORT

With both hands ........................... 8
cal With one hand ............................... 12 cal With mouth
................................ 85 cal
PUTTING THE CONDOM

With erection ................................ 6 cal
Without erection .............................. 315 cal
PRELIMINARY

Trying to find the clitoris ............ 8 lime
Trying to find the G-spot ........... 92 cal
POSITIONS

Missionary .................................. 12 cal 69 lying
................................. 78 cal

standing 69 ................................. 112 truck lime
................................ 216 cal Doggy
................................ 326 cal Italian chandelier
....................... 912 cal
orgasming

Real .................................. .... 112 cal
False ..................................... 315 cal
POST ORGASM

embraced Staying in bed ............... 18 cal
out of bed soon ................. 36 cal
explain why he left the bed ......... 816 cal
GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION

If you have: 20 to 29 years .......................... .. 36 cal
30 to 39 years ............................ 80 cal
40 to 49 years ........................... 124 cal
50 to 59 years ........................... 972 cal
60 to 70 years .......................... 2916 cal
over 70 years ... no information, volunteers were killed inthe attempt.
putting clothes

calmly .................................. 32 cal
In a hurry to go ....................... 98 cal
With her father knocking at the door .. 1218 cal
With your wife knocking at the door ......... 3521 cal

Friday, December 9, 2005

Negative Side Effects Of Blunts

Assistant Wanted to work with the Father Christmas ...


course, bloggers also are in solidarity and to show a button, the Lulus are organized and we invite everyone to participate in a good cause, to see what it is click here (I am already enrolled).

I would also make a very special invitation and perhaps different:


"Mail DE CHILE" thousands of letters that the poor children he sent to Father Christmas in the hope that he meets their dreams, things they ask are simple: balls, dolls, a coloring book and even food, maybe a Pan Easter, etc. nothing is impossible. It is also as easy as addressing Correos de Chile located in Plaza de Armas, office 309 choose one or more letters, read them and choose (within the ability of each) that make it happen.

have the option to go personally to stop or leave the gift in the mail from chile and they shipped for free.
... So why not help? do not have time?, we do not want? gives us the same? we were never children?

I think we have no excuses!